MadMimes

Katty Shish-ka-ma-bob
Essay (Spoof)
1/13/13

Test Anxiety

Test anxiety is a common fear for human kind. Why let test anxiety rule your life? Though anxiety grinds at your bones there are many skills and strategies to help control it. Study schedules help you to be prepared, visualizing the test outcome to be being positive, sleeping well, social benefits, and what to do during the day of the test. If you use these simple tricks your end result will be a plan for a day to day basis.

Most people don't think about time, but it can be the easiest way to fight anxiety. Make a daily planner, pay close attention to how fast it takes you to work on different subjects, play out a list of subjects and repeat that list. Some of these simple scheduling advisements can help you be prepared for what lies ahead in the deep dark abyss, known as Voldemort's layer.

Before you go to bed each night, visualize yourself taking (a dump) the test, and you doing wonderfully. It helps to imagine you answering each question in detail to a troll under the bridge, with a fake wig on, then you go through everything you've learned, and if you have problems with something, you have the luxury of going through the book or papers to find the answers. This method also helps you remember things you have forgotten or didn't want to know.

Make sure you get plenty of sleep. Get at least six hours of sleep at night.  Lack of sleep can cause your brain to malfunction with lack of steam, and with an out-of-track brain the chances of acing a test is low. Think differently about the test, make your thoughts positive, and don't think about the grades or failing. If you linger on grades and failure your anxiety will get worse and you will grow an elephant trunk. Don't forget your social needs; most people who study too hard forget their social needs. Sometimes other people may help you be able to learn and study. Seeing friends is also a good excuse for taking smoke breaks. Breaks are also important to get more nutrition, so your brain will have more glucose because that totally makes sense.

During the day of the test, if you feel nervous, or gassy, read a magazine, play a game, or even review the already studied material, or yell really loudly. If during the test you find yourself to be anxious, breathe. Breathing can help you lower anxiety and allows you to take more oxygen into your blood cells, which permits better thought processing and boat rowing.

Living with test anxiety doesn't have to command the position or status of your test taking world. Instead, try these different methods; time management, study skills, social interaction, breathing exercises, car accidents, visualize positively (Smoke Marijuana), and sleeping well before hand (The Marijuana will help with this). Test anxiety is a hurdle for most people, but it doesn't have to be the end of anything. Continue practicing good training, and you shall overcome this hurdle with lots of jumping and ducking.


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My god. We were really sick of being serious about this paper. I'll give a little advice to fellow paper writers out there. Don't be so serious. The more fun we had with this, the faster and easier it was to finish it. Some jokes may be offensive, so be warned. No Marijuana was ever used, or ever will be used in the making of this paper, and no Voldemort's were hurt in the process of this paper. (We think). ENJOY!!!~

~MadMimes~
~Mooman22~

I noticed I really don't post anything, or do anything on
this stupid website except post comments that no one really
replies to, so I decided I was going to post a journal entry
telling everyone (anyone) who even cares to look at my site,
that I am willing and open to art trades or requests. One of my
favorite things to do is redraw someone elses character!
So please feel free to ask even if I don't know you. Just tell me
what they look like or give me a picture.

  I feel special...

100 Truths
001. Real name?
->Well its sortta Benjamin Havoc (not really)
002. Nickname?
-> breeto
003. Zodiac sign?
-> Cancer (yay!) (chinese zodiac: Rooster)
004. Male or female?
-> Female
005. Elementary?
-> lawlz what?
006. Middle School?
-> Still not asking
007. High School?
-> Yes, I am in high schoolz... ^^
008. Hair color?
-> ash blonde
009. Long or short?
-> short, wait my hair?
010. Loud or Quiet?
-> I guess I'm medium...
011. Sweats or Jeans?
-> I prefer levis
012. Phone or Camera?
-> I have a phone, but I'd rather have a camera
013. Health freak?
-> not really...
014. Drink or Smoke?
-> Are you retarded?
016. Eat or Drink?
-> food, and liquids...
017. Piercings?
-> my earlobes, but I hardly ever wear earings...
018. Tattoos?
-> needles... *shivers*

HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane?
-> yep
020. Been in a car accident?
-> sortta
021. Been in a fist fight?
-> yeah, but its a long sad story...


FIRSTS:
022. First piercing?
-> earlobes
023. First best friend?
-> I don't remember...
025. First award?
-> I have a lot of certificates, not awards..
026. First crush?
-> yeah, I'm not telling... its emmberissing...
028. First big vacation?
-> I went to Wisconsin and had squeaky cheese ^3^

LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to?
-> My Uncle
030. Last person you texted?
-> My older brother
031. Last person you watched a movie with?
-> My other two brothers
032. Last food you ate?
-> Hamburger from Sonic
033. Last movie you watched?
-> Thirteen year (A merman movie)
034. Last song you listened?
-> something by Sum 41
035. Last thing you bought?
-> a manga (Manga nerd)
036. Last person you hugged?
-> My imaginary friend

FAVES:
037. Food?
-> lasagna
038. Drinks?
-> Arizine green tea
039. Clothing?
-> tom boy
040. Book?
-> Manga, interview with a vampire
041. Music?
-> no favs
042. Flower?
-> lilies
043. Colors?
-> dark greens
044. Movies?
-> miazaki films (Did i spell his name right?)
045. Shoes?
-> tennies
046. Subjects?
-> Art, P.E., and poetry (Writing)

IN THE PAST YEAR I ... :
047. [] Got a boyfriend
048. [x] ate icecream
049. [x] made a new friend
050. [] made a mini comic about a role play
051. [] flirted with other women
052. [] LARPed
053. [] ate alot of pizza
054. [] met a brother I never knew exsisted
055. [] whatched a movie
056. [] became obssesed
057. [X] made another new friend
058. [x] wished I could fly
059. [] Controled the weather
060. [] stubbed my toe really hard *cry*
061. [] Wanted to be goth
062. [x] read a series I thought I wouldn't like
063. [] became selfish
064. [] walked into a pole
065. []shared my first love story with someone I didn't know
066. [x] died a little inside

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating?
-> nada
068. Drinking?
-> stop asking
069. I'm about to?
-> go to bed
070. Listening to?
-> the T.V. and my sleeping Aunt
071. Plans for today/tomorrow?
-> go to school and then work
072. Waiting for?
-> someone to sweep me off my feet

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids?
-> no
074. Want to get married?
-> i wouldn't know yet
075. Careers in mind?
-> acupuncturist and manga artist

HAVE YOU EVER
083. Lost glasses/contacts?
-> no...
084. Ran away from home?
-> not really, wanted to though...
085. Held a gun/knife for self defense?
-> nope
086. Killed somebody?
-> why would I?
087. Broken someone's heart?
-> yes... *sad face*
088. Been arrested?
-> no, thank goodness...
089. Cried when someone died?
-> yeah...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself?
-> definatly
091. Miracles?
-> wings... *sigh*
092. Love at first sight?
-> nope...
093. Heaven?
-> probably
094. Santa Claus?
-> YESH!!! No jk...
095. Sex on the first date?
-> I'm still a virgin and proud of it...
096. Kiss on the first date?
-> nope...

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now?
-> yes, but they don't exist, or they live to far away...
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
-> not currently
099. Do you believe in God?
-> yup
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people and why?
-> I dun know ten people on this site... TT_TT